um...

READ THIS FIRST!

I have this scouts thing. I have to sell tickets at $2 each.
There's 150 altogether and if I don't sell them all... NO!
I'm just a lonely guy trying to make a difference.
Pls help me.

Why buy tickets from an idiot like me? Well...

*The money earned will go to charity.
*With each ticket, u stand a chance to win $20 000.

Help me avoid an early grave. THX!

this isn't a joke,
aj